1. This unfortunate sentiment:
The worst part about Coachella is Coachella
2. This very important question:
do Vanessa hudgens and Austin butler just like hibernate and then crawl out of their little cave once a year for coachella or what
3. And yeah, this is true too:
No one actually cares about Coachella we just wait to see what Vanessa Hudgens is wearing every year
4. This recipe for disaster/cultural appropriation:
Your Coachella outfit is appropriating 100% of a Native American headdress for someone who claims to be 2% Choctaw.
5. Basically, everyone's reaction to the weekend:
me at everyone at Coachella
6. This accurate description:
coachella is jus a sea of rich hot people swaying
7. Zach Braff's perfect Coachella tweet:
Sooooo? How was Coachella? Did you do drugs?
8. This "Overheard at Coachella" moment:
"ASHLEY CLOSE THE PORTAPOTTY MY TITS ARE OUT" is the best thing i overheard at coachella these are the memories the chainsmokers sing about
9. "How was Coachella?":
coachella in 4 pictures
10. Can we get someone to fact-check this ASAP?
More people attended Lady Gaga's Coachella concert than Donald Trump's inauguration
11. This tweet addressed to your entire Instagram feed this weekend:
We get it your at Coachella
12. This tweet dripping with sarcasm:
I wish people would post their Coachella photos.
13. This unfortunate image that's scarred into your brain now:
i got grinded on but like, ironically at the hans zimmer coachella set
14. This festival idea that actually sounds amazing:
Who needs Coachella when you can have COUCHella. Where you just sit on your couch and eat poptarts while watching old movies
15. LOL, this:
Greetings from Molly! I just took some Coachella
16. You can totally see this happening:
fav part of coachella is walking by people making their friend take a photo of them looking at the ground pretending 2 be introspective
17. This, because Coachella fell on Easter weekend this year:
imagine going to the effort of resurrecting and then havin to share ur special day with coachella
18. And this too:
Maybe your Coachella outfit today should be your sunday best you pagan scum
19. And finally, this, which proves that you can't spell "Coachella" without "hell":
ME ON THE PHONE TRYING 2 MEET WITH MY FRIEND AT COACHELLA Friend: do you see the palm trees?? Me: YES BITCH WE ARE IN FUCKING "PALM" SPRINGS