According to my VERY scientific research, the two best people to follow on Twitter are BOTH named Christine: Chrissy Teigen and Christine Sydelko. Coincidence? YOU TELL ME.
Anyway, here are 17 tweets of theirs that I find funny. *Kisses fingers like an Italian chef* BONE APPLE TEA!
1. When Chrissy totally put Sophia the Robot on blast:
2. And when Christine was living ~dangerously~:
might fuck around and get a costco membership
3. When Chrissy asked a very legitimate political question:
How do you address the king and queen of norway is it “whaddup” or “what’s up”
4. And when Christine perfectly described being social in your 20s:
I’m really glad my friends are just as immature as me it’s so weird when people in their early 20s try to be adults… https://t.co/kM5fpTV4YI
5. When Chrissy talked about what it was like to live through the recent fires in the L.A. area:
never thought I’d get to actually play what I thought was a hypothetical game of what would you grab if there were… https://t.co/1AQXfObpPo
6. And when Christine described her very productive day:
it’s only 8am and I’ve already got someone’s car towed for blocking my driveway, set up all the utilities at my new… https://t.co/TueGKq1XwX
7. When Chrissy was mad that people were wishing Mr. Krabs a happy birthday, and not her:
8. And when Christine described her restless nights:
I love waking up at 3:30 in the morning to the sound of my dog eating her own ass
9. When Chrissy described the struggle of writing a cookbook:
writing headnotes for 120 cookbook recipes has to be the worst part of making a book. why do I gotta explain that a… https://t.co/OSTRKdjoLe
10. And when Christine shared the secret to her clear skin:
11. When Chrissy was clearly being productive enough:
12. And when Christine couldn't even be mad at her dog:
my dog just chewed up a christmas ornament replica of my childhood dog that died 5 years ago and honestly that’s so petty I approve
13. When Chrissy discussed productivity:
just finished mario odyssey. what do i do now? go back and find all the moons? discover secret caves? beat my old t… https://t.co/eHvm6nLU7Q
14. And when Christine talked about her cravings:
I’ve been on the paleo diet for 2 weeks and I’ve actually been doing pretty well except every time I get high I eat so many english muffins
15. When Chrissy proved someone needs to put her in charge of a movie studio:
16. When Christine shared advice on how to be a good person:
I just pretended that I didn't see the girl across from me take a selfie and that is my good deed of the day
17. And finally, when Chrissy only asked the hard-hitting questions:
What do rappers do during the day? Why aren't there ever paparazzi photos of them going to lunch? Nicki? Drake? Jay… https://t.co/xGJoAtAF4a