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You if you ever competed on Chopped:
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Like, if this isn't me:
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And the perfect description of you watching the show:
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When the judges' criteria was like, the bare minimum:
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And the time you were just left scratching your head at one of the chefs:
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This post that perfectly describes the roller coaster of emotions that is watching Chopped:
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And this call-out of the Food Network that proves they know how to COOK UP some drama:
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Someone needs to greenlight this version ASAP:
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The different types of Chopped contestants, Part One:
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And Part Three, which keeps it short AND sweet AND accurate:
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This bingo card, which would last you MAYBE half an episode, tops:
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When you're a Chopped fan and you're feeling romantic:
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When chefs make this critical mistake:
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This accurate comparison of the ending to British cooking shows as opposed to Chopped:
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And the differences in eliminating contestants:
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Here's one more comparison, just for old time's sake:
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When the contestants are a little too...flavorful for your tastes:
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The insane evolution in Mystery Basket ingredients over the years:
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When you get a little TOO invested in the show:
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You trying and failing to give a nice compliment to someone:
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Your face when someone thinks they have enough time to make a bread pudding in the dessert round:
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SERIOUSLY EVEN TED SAYS NOT TO DO IT:
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And finally, when you realize watching the show might be hazardous to your health:
