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When this meme was perfectly applied to your favorite show:
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When you realize there are basically only four types of Chopped contestants:
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When the last 10 seconds of a round is a roller coaster of emotions:
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When you can't help but LOL at what the judges have to say:
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What you'd be like if you competed on Chopped:
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When you think of ways to mess up big-time on the show:
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When you want to print out and frame what Ted Allen had to say about potatoes:
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When you're silently judging contestants' choices from the comfort of your couch:
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When you realize THIS is your dream job:
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When Ted says there are 60 seconds left on the clock and one of the contestants has yet to even attempt to get their food on the plate:
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This hilarious observation:
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When you're trying to figure out WHAT the hell judging criteria Alex was applying to this dish:
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When Chopped low-key has you on the edge of your seat more than any HBO show:
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"THE WONTONS!!!", Part One:
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"THE WONTONS!!!", Part Two:
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When Alex Guarneschelli was a MOOD:
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British cooking shows vs. American cooking shows, in a nutshell:
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And finally, this accurate description of you watching Chopped:
