Sam K.

Growing up on a cattle ranch in southern Greenland, Sam Kujawski faced prejudice and bigotry around every corner. He was referred to as "Boy!" and "Mooch!". But with his knapsack over shoulder, his rifle in hand, and his overalls on leg, he moved to NYC and started school. He begged for food and spare change by night and studied by day. Soon he graduated, at age 9, and passed the bar exam with a 103%. He opened a firm and soon came to be the head lawyer of Globex, a world-wide criminal organization (Note-I am not technically allowed to write criminal, thanks to the lawyering actions of Sam Kujawski defending Globex). Nowadays, Sam \is slowly working his way even farther up in the rankings of Globex. He will soon be supreme overlord of the Earth. Shablamo.