I bet when you woke up this morning you didn't expect "cheesing someone" to be your new worst favorite thing, but unfortunately the universe doesn't work like that because I'm here to tell you that it is.
If you don't know what "cheesing someone" is, it's the act of throwing a piece of sliced cheese on an unsuspecting person's face.
The cheese doesn't have to be American, although that seems to be the preferred method of cheese for most cheesing participants.
This is patient zero, the first cheesing. We will be discussing this cheesing for many generations to come.
As you can see, NO ONE is safe. Cousins.
Be careful out there because you could be the next victim of a cheesing incident.