Animals·Posted on Sep 4, 201425 Brussels Griffons Who're Actually Fantastic Judgmental AliensThey're basically not even dogs.by Sami MainBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "My ship must've landed in a crazy garden." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 2. "Your seating arrangements baffle us." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 3. "Yes, this planet shouldn't be too difficult to take over." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 4. "Even your air tastes nice! This pleases me." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 5. "I'll allow this leash for now. I find it comforting." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 6. "Ugh, I'm the only one with good posture on this entire planet." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 7. "WHAT?! What do you mean none of your country's presidents have been females? All of ours have been!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 8. "I could do with less smell in this park, honestly." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 9. "Hmph. Your shirts leave much to be desired." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 10. "Trusting you with navigation here. (Barely.)" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 11. "I'm trying to blend in, is it working???" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 12. "Please try to be more polite in your tone. We don't respond well to attitude." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 13. "This is my imitation of you, haha!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 14. "I must say, your pajamas are wonderful." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 15. "We come in all wonderful shapes and sizes, just like you!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16. "Your invention of 'naptime' is especially delightful." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 17. "Your lakes? Not so much." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 18. "I tried to find a quiet spot to escape your loud city, but that's been quite a challenge." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 19. "Sometimes I fear you'll never appreciate the true beauty this universe has to offer. Like my face." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 20. "Thank you for this handsome bowtie. I appreciate the sentiment." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 21. "Is this how you use a table? Help." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 22. "WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE I'D LIKE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 23. "Ugh, your planet is e x h a u s t i n g. How do you do this every day??" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 24. "This forest? Is hella gross." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 25. "And this bread? Is a circle. I don't get it." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com