25 Brussels Griffons Who're Actually Fantastic Judgmental Aliens

They're basically not even dogs.

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1. "My ship must've landed in a crazy garden."

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2. "Your seating arrangements baffle us."

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3. "Yes, this planet shouldn't be too difficult to take over."

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4. "Even your air tastes nice! This pleases me."

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5. "I'll allow this leash for now. I find it comforting."

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6. "Ugh, I'm the only one with good posture on this entire planet."

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7. "WHAT?! What do you mean none of your country's presidents have been females? All of ours have been!"

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8. "I could do with less smell in this park, honestly."

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9. "Hmph. Your shirts leave much to be desired."

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10. "Trusting you with navigation here. (Barely.)"

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11. "I'm trying to blend in, is it working???"

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12. "Please try to be more polite in your tone. We don't respond well to attitude."

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13. "This is my imitation of you, haha!"

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14. "I must say, your pajamas are wonderful."

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15. "We come in all wonderful shapes and sizes, just like you!"

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16. "Your invention of 'naptime' is especially delightful."

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17. "Your lakes? Not so much."

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18. "I tried to find a quiet spot to escape your loud city, but that's been quite a challenge."

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19. "Sometimes I fear you'll never appreciate the true beauty this universe has to offer. Like my face."

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20. "Thank you for this handsome bowtie. I appreciate the sentiment."

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21. "Is this how you use a table? Help."

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22. "WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE I'D LIKE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY."

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23. "Ugh, your planet is e x h a u s t i n g. How do you do this every day??"

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24. "This forest? Is hella gross."

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25. "And this bread? Is a circle. I don't get it."

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