1. “We prefer a dim light while we nap. It makes life more serene.”
6. “By this point, we’re expert nuzzlers. Ain’t no one nuzzles up better’n us!”
12. “Burying your nose in a blanket is the first step toward a nice nap.”
16. “WOE TO THOSE OF US WHO MUST HIT SNOOZE MORE THAN ONCE.”
18. “I’ll only get up if you promise to serve me breakfast in bed for, like, the next forever. Deal?”
21. “Don’t judge my creative napping positions. You’re just jealous you didn’t think of this first.”
- The chairman of the National Governors Association, said Trump has promised only criminals will deported and random spot checks won't be conducted.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝