1.
"Aw, gee, your hand is so much stronger than I'll ever be."
2.
"Taking a nap helps me get energized for the rest of my day, which I spend napping."
3.
"Oops, I'm just awful at peekaboo."
4.
"Don't look at me! I'm hideous when I just wake up."
5.
"Ain't nothin' that beats being cozy!"
6.
"Yes, you can pick me up for snugs!"
7.
"Good morning! I left your newspaper on your porch so you wouldn't have to walk too far to go get it."
8.
"Is it weird if I compliment your skin?"
9.
"Maybe when I wake up that cute girl down the road will notice me..."
10.
"Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. It's just you."
11.
"Shhh! I'm so gonna win this game of hide-and-seek!"
12.
"Branch, you're my best friend."
13.
"Yeah, I'm giving you the silent treatment, but I'm sure I'll give in soon."
14.
"Can't believe I walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to my tail."
15.
"Cuddling a tree is, like, super difficult, but I think I pull it off really well."
