The Paw Seasons luxury resort ad is basically a dog version of "The O.C."
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For reference: The O.C.'s opening credits.
One “fortnight”-long, £47,000 dog vacation will get you a:
-suite with a screen for movies like 101 Dalmations (but probably not The Aristocats)
-custom doghouse replicating the dog owner’s actual house so they don't get homesick or something
-personal chef (hopefully named Mario Bark-tali, Wolfgang Puck or Cat Cora)
-walks at local beach with ice cream, like they're on a date with a sweetheart
-surfing lesson
-day with dog behaviour expert (who will also meet with them if they display a diva attitude from all the pampering)
-reiki session, because dogs love massages a.k.a. belly rubs a.k.a. duh
-fun grooming at Harrods pet spa
-luxury wardrobe from actual designers for humans like Louis Vuitton
-solid bronze car mascot of the dog and portrait by artist Jo Chambers, because otherwise it would've been a pointless vacay.
Though the vacation sounds plenty obnoxious, a £8,400 donation of the profits will be split between the Battersea Dogs Home and Cancer Research UK.