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70 Candles You Could Get Your Mom For Mother's Day

Unless, y'know, she somehow already owns these.

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1. Patchwork Vest

2. Old Quilt

3. Hearty Peony

4. Horse Puddle

5. Blooming Onion

6. Crisp Coupons

7. Smooth Moon

8. Soft Denim

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9. Spooky Hedges

10. Sunlit Serenade

11. Bear Teeth

12. Grandma Called

13. Missing Email

14. All Tuckered Out

15. Breakfast BLT

16. Call Me When You Get This

17. Left The Car For You

18. Burnt Toast

19. Old Soul

20. Girls Lunch

21. Errands

22. Old Halloween Candy

23. Textbook Case

24. Why Aren't You Dating Robert

25. Jorts Patrol

26. Pop Pop's Tired

27. Lean Cuisine By the Seaside

28. Too Many Tide Pods

29. Up At 5

30. Open-Face Sandwich

31. Leftover Chicken

32. Fine I Don't Care

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33. Oops Where's Wine

34. Peaches and Mr. Clean

35. Sunset Implosion

36. Next Time Knock

37. Is That The Good Belt?

38. Farmer's Market Flirting

39. Report Card Fury

40. Barely Contained Joy

41. Yeah Well Tell That To Your Father

42. You're A Catch

43. Dangerously Wobbly Table

44. Sweet Berries And Air Conditioner Lint

45. New Phone Sweat

46. Pick Me Up At Subway

47. Canned Fruit Salad

48. Slim Jim Casserole

49. Sticky Children

50. Fresh Dishwashing Gloves

51. Fuzzy Handcuffs

52. I Love That Song

53. Almost Muffins

54. It's Only Root Beer

55. Do We Need To Talk

56. I Don't Want To Know

57. I'll Wait Until You're Done Texting

58. Bake at 325

59. She Works At A Website

60. Billy Joel Eyes

61. Somewhat Cinnamon Rolls

62. Your Dad And I Went To a Nice Place Last Night

63. Salt Will Kill You

64. Kids Are Going To Just Be Thumbs Someday

65. Grandma Had A Nice Drive In The Car

66. The Dog Misses You

67. Oh My Goodness

68. They Always Said You Were Gifted

69. How To Train Your Dragon 2

70. You Know Me, I'm Easy

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