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18 Cats Who Will Beat You In A Staring Contest

They won fair and stare.

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1. "I've already napped for, like, seven hours today, so I can go all night if we need to."

2. "I ate a can of tuna earlier, so these farts are ready to distract you and rock. Your. World."

3. "By the way, all your shoes are poop-filled as of five minutes ago."

4. "Oh, also? I heard your mother-in-law was gonna make a surprise visit."

5. "Fun fact: it would take four Earths to sustain the way we're living... but we only have the one."

6. "I'm leaving you for Mike."

7. "We know we're adopted."

8. "Guess how many dead birdie bodies are buried back there."

9. "I used the toilet paper. But not the litter box."

10. "Someone might've replaced your soy milk with real milk."

11. "I bet Dumbledore secretly had it out for Harry the whole time."

12. "Guess what? The Wire is overrated."

13. "Don't panic, but I butt-dialed Nathan from your phone, and we had a loooooong conversation about your relationship's secrets."

14. "Kale is just curly ass lettuce."

15. "Bet you can't remember how many toes I have."

16. "Comics? Yeah, they're for LAME-OS."

17. "Heard it's gonna snow AGAIN tomorrow."