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18 Cats Who Will Beat You In A Staring Contest

They won fair and stare.

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1. "I've already napped for, like, seven hours today, so I can go all night if we need to."

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2. "I ate a can of tuna earlier, so these farts are ready to distract you and rock. Your. World."

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3. "By the way, all your shoes are poop-filled as of five minutes ago."

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4. "Oh, also? I heard your mother-in-law was gonna make a surprise visit."

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5. "Fun fact: it would take four Earths to sustain the way we're living... but we only have the one."

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6. "I'm leaving you for Mike."

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7. "We know we're adopted."

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8. "Guess how many dead birdie bodies are buried back there."

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9. "I used the toilet paper. But not the litter box."

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10. "Someone might've replaced your soy milk with real milk."

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11. "I bet Dumbledore secretly had it out for Harry the whole time."

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12. "Guess what? The Wire is overrated."

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13. "Don't panic, but I butt-dialed Nathan from your phone, and we had a loooooong conversation about your relationship's secrets."

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14. "Kale is just curly ass lettuce."

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15. "Bet you can't remember how many toes I have."

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16. "Comics? Yeah, they're for LAME-OS."

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17. "Heard it's gonna snow AGAIN tomorrow."

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