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How To Survive A Puppy Stampede In 8 Easy Steps

Outwit, outplay, out-cute.

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Step 1: Trick the attacking puppies into thinking they have the upper hand.

Step 2: Let them seek out your weak spots while you try to keep an eye on all of them.

Step 3: Make sure you protect your face at ALL COSTS.

Step 4: DON'T LET THEIR WRINKLES FOOL YOU, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND.

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Step 5: BE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF IMMINENT DANGER.

Step 6: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE OF A BATTLE.

Step 7: LAUGH IN THE FACES OF YOUR ENEMIES.

Step 8: Take a victory lap nap.

Thank you to Reddit user BruceIsLoose for the photos!