Step 1: Trick the attacking puppies into thinking they have the upper hand.
Step 2: Let them seek out your weak spots while you try to keep an eye on all of them.
Step 3: Make sure you protect your face at ALL COSTS.
Step 4: DON'T LET THEIR WRINKLES FOOL YOU, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND.
Step 5: BE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF IMMINENT DANGER.
Step 6: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE OF A BATTLE.
Step 7: LAUGH IN THE FACES OF YOUR ENEMIES.
Step 8: Take a victory lap nap.
