1. Find the perfect recipe!
2. Ready... set... mise en place!
3. Also, gather your friends.
4. Find a pan that will fit all of your ingredients.
5. Don't get frustrated if something goes wrong.
6. Snack while you cook.
7. Patiently wait for your food to cook.
Too much stirring or flipping can ruin a meal, so just keep it casual.
8. Decide to make bread to go with your meal.
9. Eat the bread. Enjoy the bread. Become the bread.
10. Set the table so it looks real fancy.
11. Make your friends help you hide the mess you made while you were trying to cook.
12. Give up and order food instead.
13. Put the leftovers in the fridge for at least a week.
