23 Cats Who Are Nothing Without Their Morning Coffee

    "Can we not."

    1. "This was as far as I got to the mailbox."

    2. "Why did I think crafts were even doable right now?"

    3. "Freakin' morning classes are killing me."

    4. "Just give me, like, five or fifty more minutes. Thanks."

    5. "NOOOOOOOPE."

    6. "I will make it to the bathroom eventually. Eventually."

    7. "Can you turn the TV on for me? The remote's over there, sooooo..."

    8. "I'm in a very fragile state right now."

    9. "It's just me and this toy against the morning."

    10. "BRING ME MY MORNING BREW."

    11. "I honestly can't tell if I'm awake or dreaming right now, so life is pretty okay."

    12. "My blanket is too loud, help."

    13. "HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING ALREADY?"

    14. "I'll let you handle today. I'll take over at noon, deal?"

    15. "Shut your mouth for now."

    16. "I'm dreaming of a hazelnut macchiato and nothing else. Hopefully this will motivate me to wake up and get one?"

    17. "Breakfast in bed? Sounds great! I'll be here."

    18. "Can we both call in 'nap' to work today? That'd just be easier."

    19. "TWO SUGARS AND MAKE IT SNAPPY."

    20. "If I can't hear the morning happen, maybe it just won't!"

    21. "Nothing makes sense before coffee."

    22. "You're closer to the kitchen, so you know what that means: you're the star member of the Brew Crew today."

    23. "Why doesn't it just rain coffee by now, I don't understand."