"THE VICIOUS MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED."
"YOUR FEET WON'T ELUDE ME FOR LONG!"
"YOU CAN HIDE, BUT I CAN HIDE, TOO."
"OH NO, I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED. OH DEAR!"
"UNTIL NEXT TIME, YOU FOOLS!"
To find out the truth for yourself, bump up your volume and watch Pudge's confession here: