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This Mets Fan's Worst Nightmare Just Came True

Lesson of the day: YOU CAN'T TRUST AMAZON.

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Anthony Apruzzese, a comedian and performer with the Upright Citizens Brigade in NYC, came home to an emotional rollercoaster.

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Everything was pretty much going well...

"I open up the box like a child on christmas' morn. I see that there is some kind of shipping sticker on the opener. no big deal, I think to myself, mouth thirsty for beer. hand ready to open beer with new mets opener."
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"I open up the box like a child on christmas' morn. I see that there is some kind of shipping sticker on the opener. no big deal, I think to myself, mouth thirsty for beer. hand ready to open beer with new mets opener."

...UNTIL TRAGEDY STRUCK.

"but then I peel back the label and find the worst thing one could find."
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"but then I peel back the label and find the worst thing one could find."

After getting a bit emotional...

...Anthony decided to take matters into his own hands.

"I refused to use this opener. I have never returned anything from amazon nor have I ever left a negative review of anything in my life, but I felt compelled to make the commitment to return this product as well as give amazon a piece of my mind."
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"I refused to use this opener. I have never returned anything from amazon nor have I ever left a negative review of anything in my life, but I felt compelled to make the commitment to return this product as well as give amazon a piece of my mind."

"I hope whoever packaged this opens it back up when they get my return so they get my nice note I left for them"
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"I hope whoever packaged this opens it back up when they get my return so they get my nice note I left for them"

Moral of the story: DON'T MESS WITH METS FANS.

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