17 Steps To Nailing Video Karaoke In Canada In The '90s

    This happened at a place called Canada's Wonderland, and it lives up to it.

    1. Ease into your routine. No need to push anything... yet.

    2. Get locked and loaded.

    3. Stun your audience with a sick spin.

    4. Channel Mother Canada to center your peace. It's important to stay grounded.

    5. Use the fiery backdrop to your advantage.

    6. Add more kicks and punches to the side. You definitely need more of those.

    7. Impress your viewers with an awesome elbow tuck for good measure.

    8. FOCUS.

    9. Have you done any hand slices? Get 'em in there!

    10. Amp up your moves to keep with the beat of the song.

    11. KEEP. KICKING.

    12. ARE YOU STILL FOCUSING? GOOD.

    13. Engage with the sweet graphics. You're doing great!

    14. Balance is key...

    15. ...because you'll need the energy to PUNCH OUT THE MOON BEHIND YOU.

    16. Give your audience some slower moves that they totally don't expect.

    17. EFFING NAIL THE ENDING LIKE A CHAMP.

    Thank you, Canada. Thank you, video karaoke in amusement parks. Thank you, Internet for this glorious gift.

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