10. “Heh, heh. They call me ‘Butters’ because of my butter-ful body.”
12. “Studying’s for nerds. …Good thing I’m a total dork at heart!”
14. “Good morning! We get to spend the whole day together, and I couldn’t be more excited!”
15. “Say that one joke again. The one about the farmer. That’s my favorite one!”
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