Definitive Ranking Of The SEC Mascots

This isn’t based on science or sports or other dumb things. This is based on the cute factor.

14. Vanderbilt University: Mr. C

For when you want your nightmares to have a face.

13. University of Mississippi: Rebel Black Bear

Because a black bear should be REBELLIOUS?!

12. University of Alabama: Big Al

Nothing about the Crimson Tide sports culture makes any sense.

11. University of Arkansas: Big Red

Surprisingly of no relation to the chewing gum.

10. University of South Carolina: Cocky

No one likes an overly confident animal. No one.

9. University of Kentucky: Wildcat

Any cat who wears basketball shorts to a football game is obviously a member of the SEC. But its fashion sense could use some work.

8. University of Missouri: Truman the Tiger

By and large the derpiest of the tiger mascots on this list.

7. Louisiana State University: Mike the Tiger

You wouldn’t expect so much charisma from a tiger named Mike, but here we are.

6. Mississippi State University: Bully

“Bully” as a name for a bulldog seems a bit bland, but he makes up for it with his use of doghouse.

5. University of Tennessee: Smokey

He just seems like a real laidback dude.

4. Auburn University: Aubie

He’s a guy who knows what’s up.

3. University of Georgia: Hairy Dawg, Uga*

(*This dog is Russ, who was filling in for the Uga bloodline around the 2012 season opening.)
That dog’s mug is amazing.

2. University of Florida: Albert and Alberta


1. Texas A&M University: Reveille

A very classy lady of a dog. Kudos, ma’am.

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