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Definitive Ranking Of The SEC Mascots

This isn't based on science or sports or other dumb things. This is based on the cute factor.

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14. Vanderbilt University: Mr. C

For when you want your nightmares to have a face.
kccollegegameday.com

For when you want your nightmares to have a face.

13. University of Mississippi: Rebel Black Bear

Because a black bear should be REBELLIOUS?!
onthemarkssports.com

Because a black bear should be REBELLIOUS?!

12. University of Alabama: Big Al

Nothing about the Crimson Tide sports culture makes any sense.
now.msn.com

Nothing about the Crimson Tide sports culture makes any sense.

11. University of Arkansas: Big Red

Surprisingly of no relation to the chewing gum.
Facebook: Big-red-university-of-arkansas

Surprisingly of no relation to the chewing gum.

10. University of South Carolina: Cocky

No one likes an overly confident animal. No one.
zimbio.com

No one likes an overly confident animal. No one.

9. University of Kentucky: Wildcat

Any cat who wears basketball shorts to a football game is obviously a member of the SEC. But its fashion sense could use some work.
uky.edu

Any cat who wears basketball shorts to a football game is obviously a member of the SEC. But its fashion sense could use some work.

8. University of Missouri: Truman the Tiger

By and large the derpiest of the tiger mascots on this list.
missouri.edu

By and large the derpiest of the tiger mascots on this list.

7. Louisiana State University: Mike the Tiger

You wouldn't expect so much charisma from a tiger named Mike, but here we are.
thecookhotel.com

You wouldn't expect so much charisma from a tiger named Mike, but here we are.

6. Mississippi State University: Bully

"Bully" as a name for a bulldog seems a bit bland, but he makes up for it with his use of doghouse.
kccollegegameday.com

"Bully" as a name for a bulldog seems a bit bland, but he makes up for it with his use of doghouse.

5. University of Tennessee: Smokey

He just seems like a real laidback dude.
blog.tradingo.com

He just seems like a real laidback dude.

4. Auburn University: Aubie

He's a guy who knows what's up.
en.wikipedia.org

He's a guy who knows what's up.

3. University of Georgia: Hairy Dawg, Uga*

(*This dog is Russ, who was filling in for the Uga bloodline around the 2012 season opening.)That dog's mug is amazing.
redandblack.com

(*This dog is Russ, who was filling in for the Uga bloodline around the 2012 season opening.)

That dog's mug is amazing.

2. University of Florida: Albert and Alberta

CUTEST COUPLE ALERT!
commons.wikimedia.org

CUTEST COUPLE ALERT!

1. Texas A&M University: Reveille

A very classy lady of a dog. Kudos, ma'am.
collegesportsblog.dallasnews.com

A very classy lady of a dog. Kudos, ma'am.

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