17 Things Only People Who Can Sleep Anywhere Understand

    Location, schmocation.

    1. Chair arms are just optional guidelines.

    2. Two commas, sometimes, are better than one.

    3. "Morning breath" is an anytime struggle.

    4. It's perfectly acceptable to only have seen the first half of many movies.

    5. When naptime calls, any surface will do.

    6. Even if sleepovers get annoying, you know how to persevere.

    7. Snacks are never lost. They just become misplaced during nap excursions.

    8. It's okay to sleep on a bed before you put clean sheets back on it.

    9. Sitting on pillows, instead of placing them under your head, is definitely a fine option.

    10. People have learned to just "leave you be" during your quiet time.

    11. It's easy to get a new perspective on a situation just by changing your nap location.

    12. It's important to get a quick snooze in before going outside for any amount of time.

    13. Stretches are usually the best part about sleeping.

    14. Maintaining some kind of connection with your nap buddy will help you feel more refreshed when you wake up.

    15. Massages are better if you get them while half asleep.

    16. The more you practice, the easier it is to ignore any disturbances.

    17. Most of all, the best naps happen when someone stands guard. Snoozing doesn't have to mean you're losing.