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An Ode To Pub Cats

A series of limericks dedicated to those majestic, beautiful creatures who keep you company in your times of drink.

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Good cats will join you for a drink...

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...and better cats will tell you if you stink.

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...they'll come when they're able.

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Don't wake the cat with your glasses' clink.

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Pub cats don't mind being friends...

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...especially if your lap you lend.

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...and listen to what they have to say.

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Don't insult them or they'll have to defend.

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Sometimes pub cats dress like the bard...

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...To them being cute isn't hard.

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...with some Huey Lewis and the News.

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Underage? Then they'll ask for your card.

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Every staring contest they're sure to win...

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...because to them working hard is a sin.

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...and they'll claim their prize.

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But they'll never show how they grin.

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Please be sure to give them a good scratch...

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...before they cast their drinks down the hatch.

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...so they'll say "nice to meet ya!"

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And they'll know if you're a good match.

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