7. “Being dramatic is my second favorite activity. (Being cute is my first.)”
9. “Hmm, I totally disagree with the judges’ decision on this episode of Chopped. Totally all wrong.”
10. “Don’t be intimidated that we run in a pack. We don’t bite!”
11. “My toes make puzzles both more difficult and more fun.”
16. “Wait…what did I come out here to do? I totally forgot. Classic me!”
17. “You brought me a pie? What a nice neighbor. I’ll try to bring you a mouse some time this week.”
18. “Chillaxin’ to the max, man. Can’t make it out tonight.”
19. “I bet I love boxes way more than you! Wanna bet me on it?”
20. “Could I have a belly rub, please? I promise it’s not a trick…”
- A newly unearthed Homeland Security report contradicts Donald Trump's travel ban, saying country of origin is not a reliable indicator of terrorism.
- The White House blocked several media outlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
- Hillary Clinton returned to the public arena in one of her first political appearances since the election, urging Democrats to "keep fighting."
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.