4. “Outdoor wifi is such a total blessing. You’re so lucky to work here!”
6. “Yeahhhh, a cubicle this size isn’t really going to work for me.”
7. “Could you get the phone for me? I don’t have any thumbs, haha. Guess that wasn’t on the application!”
8. “Is it normal to constantly rethink your choices that got you here?”
11. “Ahhhh, yes, I get the proper spot of sun that I deserve.”
12. “Napping just makes me… y’know… more productive… in the long run.”
17. “We’re here to kick butts and take names and drink milk.”
18. “These graphs seem wrong… but what do I know! I’m a dog!”
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- The National Museum of African American History and Culture has officially opened in Washington, DC.