4. “Outdoor wifi is such a total blessing. You’re so lucky to work here!”
6. “Yeahhhh, a cubicle this size isn’t really going to work for me.”
7. “Could you get the phone for me? I don’t have any thumbs, haha. Guess that wasn’t on the application!”
8. “Is it normal to constantly rethink your choices that got you here?”
11. “Ahhhh, yes, I get the proper spot of sun that I deserve.”
12. “Napping just makes me… y’know… more productive… in the long run.”
17. “We’re here to kick butts and take names and drink milk.”
18. “These graphs seem wrong… but what do I know! I’m a dog!”
- Some of Donald Trump's diehard supporters say they have mixed feelings about watching — much less paying for — Trump TV.
- The Obama administration delayed trans workers' protections for years after a landmark civil rights decision 🔎🌈
- A powerful magnitude-6.1 earthquake struck Italy Wednesday night, hours after a smaller magnitude-5.5 quake struck the same region.
- Facebook keeps promoting fake news. Experts say its trending algorithm can't stop it—and it could get worse ❌📰