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Here's Why You Should Never Visit The State Of Maine

Isn't it just basically Canada?

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1. The ocean is cold and hideous

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2. I wouldn't touch the food with a 10 foot pole

Mr. Krabs is that you?
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Mr. Krabs is that you?

3. It's always Winter there so there is nothing to do

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4. No seriously though, what is there to do in the winter?

5. No one cool comes from Maine

The man wrote Shawshank for crying out loud
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The man wrote Shawshank for crying out loud

6. Absolutely...

Beca effing Mitchell
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Beca effing Mitchell

7. ...NO ONE

Mr. Kevin Eastman...inventor of TMNT.
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Mr. Kevin Eastman...inventor of TMNT.

8. The wildlife is gross

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9. It's not very family friendly

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10. There's nowhere to shop

Freeport is THE outlet location
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Freeport is THE outlet location

11. Everyone there travels via snowmobile

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12. It's all dirt and backroads

We were Portland first.
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We were Portland first.

13. Overall...a pretty piss poor state

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