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    Here's Why You Should Never Visit The State Of Maine

    Isn't it just basically Canada?

    1. The ocean is cold and hideous

    2. I wouldn't touch the food with a 10 foot pole

    3. It's always Winter there so there is nothing to do

    4. No seriously though, what is there to do in the winter?

    5. No one cool comes from Maine

    6. Absolutely...

    7. ...NO ONE

    8. The wildlife is gross

    9. It's not very family friendly

    10. There's nowhere to shop

    11. Everyone there travels via snowmobile

    12. It's all dirt and backroads

    13. Overall...a pretty piss poor state