1. The ocean is cold and hideous
2. I wouldn't touch the food with a 10 foot pole
3. It's always Winter there so there is nothing to do
4. No seriously though, what is there to do in the winter?
5. No one cool comes from Maine
7. ...NO ONE
8. The wildlife is gross
9. It's not very family friendly
10. There's nowhere to shop
11. Everyone there travels via snowmobile
12. It's all dirt and backroads
13. Overall...a pretty piss poor state
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