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Used to love mosh pits for the aggressive human contact but now I just shop at Trader Joe's on a Sunday
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God, if you can hear me, please help me find parking at trader joes.
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I go to Trader Joe's for great deals and the opportunity to whisper "excuse me" 200 times.
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willing to snort Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning
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"We could go to Trader Joe's that'd be fun!" a glimpse into my social life
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My anxiety is never more crippling than when I'm checking out at Trader Joe's trying to figure out if I forgot to grab something
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I went to Trader Joe’s at 9am to beat the old people and then realized I have become them
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If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint joe joes
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self-care is buying yourself a microwave meal from trader joe’s for drunchies before you go out for the night :-)
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A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot
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If you plant an avocado seed a hipster and a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s Liquid Organic Soap and wait 10-12 weeks a Trader Joe’s will sprout up.
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Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?
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I spent $62 at Trader Joe’s today and I can’t even really explain what I bought or if I can make meals with it
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Extremely rude how my Trader Joe’s rings the bell every time I lie to myself while shopping for mini desserts.
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It is incredible how uplifted I feel the minute I step into Trader Joe’s. I can go worst mood to best mood just by stepping through those glorious automatic doors.
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cool date ideas: -Trader Joe’s frozen aisle -Trader Joe’s produce section -Trader Joe’s sample table -Trader Joe’s flower wall -Trader Joe’s snack aisle -Trader Joe’s soup shelves
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going to trader joe's when im depressed
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Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups are a superfood.
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New idea: Bumble, but the only men allowed to sign up are Trader Joe’s employees.
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Have you ever seen such an empty Trader Joe's in your whole life. Have I died and transcended this mortal struggle!?
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tiddies: out lip gloss: on summer jams: blastin sunglasses: lost deodorant: useless reusable trader joe’s bags: in the passenger seat of my sedan this joke format: woefully misunderstood
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Okay. I'm gonna say it. Trader Joe's employees have Big Dick Energy
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I love Trader Joe’s and its weird community of people who also passionately love this grocery store