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    Updated on Mar 5, 2019. Posted on Jul 10, 2018

    23 Tweets You'll Understand If Trader Joe's Is Your Lifeline

    "Willing to snort Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel seasoning."

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    Used to love mosh pits for the aggressive human contact but now I just shop at Trader Joe's on a Sunday

    @Simon_Barrett / Via Twitter: @Simon_Barrett

    2.

    God, if you can hear me, please help me find parking at trader joes.

    @DaniellaMonet / Via Twitter: @DaniellaMonet

    3.

    I go to Trader Joe's for great deals and the opportunity to whisper "excuse me" 200 times.

    @BillDixonish / Via Twitter: @BillDixonish

    4.

    willing to snort Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning

    @lindseyrem / Via Twitter: @lindseyrem

    5.

    "We could go to Trader Joe's that'd be fun!" a glimpse into my social life

    @noahsebastian / Via Twitter: @noahsebastian

    6.

    My anxiety is never more crippling than when I'm checking out at Trader Joe's trying to figure out if I forgot to grab something

    @sbstryker / Via Twitter: @sbstryker

    7.

    I went to Trader Joe’s at 9am to beat the old people and then realized I have become them

    @PhyllisNef / Via Twitter: @PhyllisNef

    8.

    If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint joe joes

    @daviddeweil / Via Twitter: @daviddeweil

    9.

    self-care is buying yourself a microwave meal from trader joe’s for drunchies before you go out for the night :-)

    @torixcat / Via Twitter: @torixcat

    10.

    A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot

    @LaurenMineau / Via Twitter: @LaurenMineau

    11.

    If you plant an avocado seed a hipster and a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s Liquid Organic Soap and wait 10-12 weeks a Trader Joe’s will sprout up.

    @Big_Cat74 / Via Twitter: @Big_Cat74

    12.

    Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?

    @rainnwilson / Via Twitter: @rainnwilson

    13.

    I spent $62 at Trader Joe’s today and I can’t even really explain what I bought or if I can make meals with it

    @jackiecarbajal / Via Twitter: @jackiecarbajal

    14.

    Extremely rude how my Trader Joe’s rings the bell every time I lie to myself while shopping for mini desserts.

    @FeralCrone / Via Twitter: @FeralCrone

    15.

    It is incredible how uplifted I feel the minute I step into Trader Joe’s. I can go worst mood to best mood just by stepping through those glorious automatic doors.

    @lizrumball / Via Twitter: @lizrumball

    16.

    cool date ideas: -Trader Joe’s frozen aisle -Trader Joe’s produce section -Trader Joe’s sample table -Trader Joe’s flower wall -Trader Joe’s snack aisle -Trader Joe’s soup shelves

    @hannahbenson015 / Via Twitter: @hannahbenson015

    17.

    going to trader joe's when im depressed

    @teagreenie / Via Twitter: @teagreenie

    18.

    Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups are a superfood.

    @guybranum / Via Twitter: @guybranum

    19.

    New idea: Bumble, but the only men allowed to sign up are Trader Joe’s employees.

    @danielleeejames / Via Twitter: @danielleeejames

    20.

    Have you ever seen such an empty Trader Joe's in your whole life. Have I died and transcended this mortal struggle!?

    @erikhinton / Via Twitter: @erikhinton

    21.

    tiddies: out lip gloss: on summer jams: blastin sunglasses: lost deodorant: useless reusable trader joe’s bags: in the passenger seat of my sedan this joke format: woefully misunderstood

    @crungis / Via Twitter: @crungis

    22.

    Okay. I'm gonna say it. Trader Joe's employees have Big Dick Energy

    @ashding666 / Via Twitter: @ashding666

    23.

    I love Trader Joe’s and its weird community of people who also passionately love this grocery store

    @verytiredkat / Via Twitter: @verytiredkat