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    20 Things You Need If You're Pretty Much Obsessed With Bacon

    Wake and bacon.

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    1. A cookbook filled with 101 bacon-centric recipes so you can get more inspo for ways to eat the best food on Earth.

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    Get it from Amazon for $2.99+.

    2. A microwave bacon tray to make cooking bacon as easy as laying it on this baby, popping it into the microwave, taking it out, and devouring it.

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    Perfect for not only cooking bacon, but for de-frosting food in the microwave as well! Plus, it's dishwasher-safe!

    Promising review: "I love bacon. I hate cooking bacon because of the mess. I have tried other microwave bacon grills and was not impressed. I'm impressed now! The grill is perfect for making four slices of bacon with no mess. I put down a double thickness of paper towel, add the bacon, cover with a paper towel, and perfectly cooked bacon comes out every time. Clean up is easy, throw out the paper towels and wash the grill in hot, soapy water. The grill is sturdy and stands the test of time, (been using it eight months so far and it still looks brand new). Flat side is perfect for re-heating pizza or making burgers. Very easy to use, very easy to remove from the microwave with no fear of burning your hand as it doesn't heat up like a regular plate would. Great product!" —Que Barbara

    Get it from Amazon for $13.66 (originally $15).

    3. A bacon waffle maker that'll seriously upgrade your breakfast game from plain Jane waffles to waffles filled with delicious bacon bits. Talk about a great start to your morning.

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    All you have to do is cook the bacon, pour batter over it, bake, and voila! It's made of non-stick, food-safe cooking surfaces that make for simple clean-up. Recommended to hand-wash!

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29 (originally $39).

    4. A pair of slippers for when you wake up in the morning, get out of bed, and need something cozy on your feet (before proceeding to head to the kitchen to whip up some uhhh, BACON).

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    Get them from Asos for $16 (available in sizes S–XL).

    5. A heavy-duty bacon press to perfectly sear the good stuff, so you get restaurant-quality pieces every.single.time.

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    This is made with heavy-duty cast iron, and can be seasoned like a cast-iron skillet to make a non-stick surface. Plus, it has a stay-cool wooden handle.

    Promising review: "This is a great bacon press. I've wanted one for a very long time and had to decide from a smaller rectangular one and this nice large round press. It does a good job of filling my entire skillet so every slice of bacon gets pressed. The press heats up fast and cooks the bacon even faster. It would also be great as a sandwich press or on a grill." —Malcolm E. White

    Get it from Amazon for $14.50.

    6. A 12-pack of chocolate covered bacon that'll make a great gift/treat for any bacon fanatic. Who can resist an A+ sweet/salty combo, or, for that matter, anything drenched in chocolate?

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    Get them from ChocolateStorybook on Etsy for $39.

    7. A bacon keeper for preserving the freshness of those slices you just couldn't cook up yet, but plan on doing so in the near future.

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    Plus, it's BPA-free!

    Promising review: "I bought this on a whim thinking, 'Whatever, if it doesn't work it wasn't that expensive.' No joke, this thing is great. I used to have a slimy package of graying bacon kicking around in a beat up gallon bag in my fridge all the time. Now it stays fresh for well over a week and it sits nicely in a box instead of getting smashed into every corner of the shelf." —It's me

    Get it from Amazon for $8.50.

    8. A subscription to The Baconarium to treat yourself to delicious artisan bacon each month. Are you salivating yet?

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    What you'll get: Each month you'll get 3 lbs. of yummy artisan bacon shipped to your door free of nitrates and chemicals, because that would be yucky. It's always slow-cured, cold-smoked, and fresh. All in all, you'll receive nine bacon varieties a year. You can choose between duroc, which is a leaner, meatier cut of pork, or berkshire, a slightly more fatty, marbled cut of pork that's creamy in texture and has a unique flavor different from bacon you'd find in the store.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $47+/month (available in Duroc or Berkshire).

    9. A pair of bacon stud earrings that'll ensure the sweet sounds of sizzling, crackling bacon is never far... just minus the sounds. You know, because they are earrings after all.

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    Get them from FoxyFunk Designs on Etsy for $8 (available in four styles).

    10. A bacon bowl maker for testing out the scientific theory about everything tasting better when it's eaten out of a bowl of bacon. Look, don't argue with science, ok?!

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    You can make two bacon bowls at a time. All you need to do is put in your favorite bacon variety in (either regular bacon, or turkey, or veggie!) around the bowl, cook, and there ya go! It's recommended to hand-wash!

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.99 (originally $39).

    11. A jar of smoked bacon sea salt to sprinkle on every food you eat — because sometimes you don't have the time to whip up bacon, but still crave the smoky, salty flavor.

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    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    12. A jar of maple bacon onion jam that'll go great atop a burger, spread on sandwich bread, eaten with potatoes, and more. A lil' savory, a lil' sweet, a lot of yum.

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    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    13. A grease/cooking oil strainer for using once you're finished cooking up your bacon in the pan and need a safe place to pour the leftover grease — HINT! NOT IN YOUR SINK.

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    This is made from high-quality, food-grade stainless steel and has a five-cup capacity. It comes with a fine mesh strainer to easily separate food pieces from oil. It's dishwasher-safe, although hand-washing is recommended, and it's compact for easy storage!

    Promising review: "This is a great container and easy to use. The mesh strainer keeps a good portion of the crumbs and dredges out of the bacon drippings. I love having a handle to carry it. It is a good size to have a nice collection, without taking up too much room in the refrigerator. The item was packaged well and came quickly. Even though the lid was attached already, it came with instructions of how to assemble. I highly recommend this item." —bkhitt

    Get it from Amazon for $26.99.

    14. A glitter bacon Christmas ornament to get into the holiday spirit early with a decoration that makes you happier than a kid on Christmas morning.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

    15. A bacon beer cheese dip that'll become your new fave dip — no questions asked. But also, don't be surprised if you find yourself eating it by the spoonful more than using it as a dip, because it's just that good.

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    Get it from Harry & David for $7.99.

    16. A bacon pattern comforter for those who wanna wrap themselves like a pig in a blanket at night and be all cozy and happy. Also get it? Pig in a blanket? Because bacon comes from pigs? Ok, sorry.

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    Get it from smallDrawing on Society6 for $99.99+ (available in five sizes).

    17. A pair of socks to put on your feetsies immediately if you really felt Ron Swanson when he spoke the iconic words "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

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    Get them from Forever 21 for $1.90.

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    18. A bacon and maple syrup scented candle that'll fill your living space with the sweet, sweet scent of breakfast without needing to turn on the griddle.

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    Get it from TeresaLynnsSimpleLux on Etsy for $7.41+ (available in three sizes).

    19. A tee for showing those around you how you practice soothing self-care — who needs aromatherapy when you can just eat bacon?

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    Get it from Uncensored Shirts on Etsy for $14.99+ (available in 12 colors, and women's sizes S–XL, men's sizes S–5XL, and long sleeve sizes S–3XL).

    20. A sticker to decorate your belongings with a photo of the love of your life, your best friend, the one who is there for you when no one else is, the one who will never let you down when all else fails.

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    Get it from SuperFluff on RedBubble for $2.47+ (available in sizes S–XL).

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