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    Posted on Nov 13, 2017

    27 Things You Need If You Just Fucking Love Dessert

    Satisfy that sugar tooth.

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    1. An ice cream maker that'll allow you to make your own frozen treats at home.

    Makes ice cream, sorbet, and frozen yogurt in less than 30 minutes. Features a digital timer so you don't have to personally track how long your treat is churning. Includes an easy-pour spout for all your favorite toppings and a complimentary recipe book. Yields about 1.5 pints. Must hand-wash with warm, soapy water.

    Promising Review: "Great machine, especially for the price! So easy to use and clean. First batch of homemade vanilla turned out well! I can't wait to make more flavors." —Danielle

    Get it from Amazon for $44.99.

    2. An edible chocolate box filled with tasty fleur de sel caramels for a doubly delicious bite.

    Base of the box is made out of rich bittersweet chocolate, and the lid consists of white chocolate topped with an all-natural cocoa butter floral print. It's filled with 18 fleur de sel caramels. Which part are you going to eat first?

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $65.

    3. A pie crust shield to ensure the next batch of apple-gooey goodness is topped with a flaky, crispy crust rather than a burnt one.

    Shield can adjust to pies between 8 and 11.5 in., is made with FDA food-safe silicone, and can resist heat up to 500 degrees F. Dishwasher-safe.

    Promising Review: "Okay, silicone is the new plastic, and it's so much better. Hot, cold, run it over with your car, doesn't matter. This stuff is awesome. I thought at first glance that this product would be heavy and crush the delicate edge of my pies, but it's actually super-light and works so well. It's adjustable, which is super handy because it fits all those different pie pans you've collected over the years. In addition, for those of us who are hating plastic more and more, because it never dies, never decomposes, and also puts off harmful chemicals (especially when heated, like in the dishwasher), these are totally safe. Truly. Oh! And these are super easy to clean, which, if you have tin ones, you know is a big plus." —Write4Change

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in three colors).

    4. A gourmet baking subscription service so you can test out two sweet new recipes a month. Is your mouth watering yet?

    What you'll get: Two baking kits per box with pre-measured ingredients and detailed recipe cards. All you'll need is your own eggs.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $49+/month.

    5. A box of funfetti cake bites to savor every last bite of. Just look at how melt-in-your-mouth scrumptious these look.

    Get a 12-pack from The Sweet Life on Etsy for $15+ (available with or without card and/or ribbon).

    6. An adorable cupcake plush that just wants to be hugged and cuddled and loved. Feel free to simultaneously eat a cupcake.

    Get it from Kidrobot for $14.99.

    7. A throw pillow case with a statement you'll find is all too accurate for words.

    Get it from Candid Awe on RedBubble for $21.67+ (available in five sizes).

    8. An ice cream sundae set complete with two jars of caramel and three tubes of sprinkles for a decadently yummy nosh.

    Get it from Food52 for $24.

    9. A gluten-free cookie subscription service that is ready to satisfy your sweet tooth in the best way possible.

    What you'll get: Either 6 or 12 cookies, baked in a GF facility, and made with GF ingredients. Enjoy flavors like matcha green tea, chai caramel swirl, and white peppermint hot cocoa. Are you salivating yet?

    Get them from Cratejoy: $19.99+/month for Lush Bites Gourmet Half Dozen, $23.99+/month for Lush Bites Classic Half Dozen, $30.99+/month for Lush Bites Gourmet Dozen, or $39.99+/month for Lush Bites Classic Dozen.

    10. An ice cream mixing set — it'll allow you to work your favorite toppings into your frozen treat. Basically your own Cold Stone sundae without leaving home.

    Features a marble slab, two mixing untensils, and three ceramic dishes on top of a bamboo base. Freeze the marble slab for a couple of hours before mixing. To clean, wipe surface with a damp cloth. Do not submerge wood surface into water. Hand wash the marble slab, ceramic dishes, and tools and then towel dry immediately.

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $69.95.

    11. An electric s'more maker perfect for non-summer months when the graham cracker/marshmallow/chocolate craving hits and needs instant satisfying.

    Comes with a power-on light indicator so you know when it's s'more time. Includes four serving tray compartments for the goodies and four stainless-steel forks to roast marshmallows.

    Get it from Walmart for $35.

    12. A microwavable s'more maker so you have a variety of options for making campfire-worthy treats in the comfort of the kitchen.

    Can make two s'mores at a time in less than 30 seconds. The arms help keep marshmallows in place. All you have to do is fill the water reservoir and get a cookin'. Item is dishwasher-safe.

    Promising Review: "I needed something to quickly make s'mores for a classroom full of third graders. This was perfect! The marshmallow always rolls off the cracker in the microwave, and this handy little gadget stopped that from happening. Fantastic invention!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $10.59+ (available in two colors).

    13. A doughnut lunch bag to keep your sandwich, snacks, or hey, maybe even desserts, in one sweet, compact place.

    Get it from Foodiggity Shop for $15.99.

    14. A box of chocolate pearls that'll make you happier than real pearls ever could.

    Crunch, creamy, chocolate-y goodness.

    Get them from Food52 for $24.

    15. A recipe book filled with, you guessed it, desserts for all your sugary wants and needs.

    Promising Review: "So excited one of my favorite food bloggers came out with this book! We've tried lots of recipes so far and they are delicious! Also I love the commentary and photos with each recipe. You'll love this one!" —Cassie

    Get it from Amazon for $13.91+, Barnes & Noble for $15.85+, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    16. A mini pie subscription box to ensure mouth-watering pie samplers are hitting those taste buds every month.

    What you'll get: Six mini pies, each in a Mason jar. Flavors include chocolate bourbon pecan, mixed berry, German chocolate, and more.

    Get it from Crate Joy for $33+/month.

    17. A dessert salt kit for putting an interesting twist on your favorite baked goods.

    Promising Review: "They come in a beautiful silver box and smell divine, even before you open the package. I gave this as a gift to my partner for his birthday and he absolutely loves them for extra flavoring." —Julesd

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $19.

    18. A T-shirt that, like ice cream, will also be a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy. Treat yo' self.

    Get it from The Brunch Club on Etsy for $27 (sizes XS–2XL).

    19. A pair of sunglasses for showing, yes, you can have your cake and wear it too.

    Get them from Nylon for $102.

    20. A cookie subscription so you can open your front door each month to beautifully frosted sugar cookies.

    What you'll get: A box filled with hand-made, beautifully decorated sugar cookies. Choose between receiving two to 12 cookies a month and opt to receive additional surprises like cookie cutters. Gluten-free options are available.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $18+/month (available in a variety of sizes).

    21. A Cadbury assortment box to bring your palate across the pond. Seriously, if you've never tried these candies before, you must.

    Promising Review: "This was given to me as a gift, how fun is that?! Some of the candy bars I was familiar with, and some were brand new. It was a great variety, and packaged nicely in the box. I plan to give these to my sisters at Christmas. Have a relative that loves chocolate and already has everything? This is perfect!" —Deborah C Woldstad

    Get it from Amazon for $14.75.

    22. A truffle-making kit for wowing friends, family members, and house guests with your ability to make Godiva-level sweets.

    Kit comes with sea salt, an array of organic ingredients like peppermint extract, vanilla extract, coconut flakes, cocoa powder, two 8 oz. bags of 55% dark chocolate, a thermometer, and a complete set of instructions. All you need is your own cream or coconut cream. Yields about 36 truffles.

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $34.95.

    23. A peppermint brownie mix in a mason jar will make it easy to prep a seasonal snack. Warning, they're addictive, you're going to need a few.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (also available in peanut butter).

    24. A sticker with a phrase you might resonate with, you know, because you're a dessert-lover and all.

    Get it from annmariestowe on RedBubble for $3.94+ (available in four sizes).

    25. A macaron kit so you can avoid paying absurd amounts of money on delicious, but tiny, cookies and just make 'em yourself.

    Promising Review: "My mother loves to bake and this is something that I knew she didn't already have, but would throughly enjoy. Great for the at-home baker!!!" —Kate

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $29.99.

    26. A dessert decorator for making all of your scrumptious, sugary treats look like they were made by a professional.

    Includes five tips for treat decorating, and comes with a pull-out plunger to easily adapt to left- and right-handed people. Decorator can hold up to 1.25 cup of icing or filling. Comes with helpful instructions and photos to make decorating easy.

    Promising Review: “This makes cupcake decorating so much easier! My cupcakes come out so beautifully, and I don’t need to use a piping bag. This is definitely a must-have product for beginner bakers.” —Ms. AB

    Get it from Amazon for $7.95.

    27. A macaron soap set to make your hands clean and smooth, and your stomach hungry.

    Get them from One Leaf on Etsy for $18.

    Looking at that pile of desserts in Harry Styles' new music video like 👀

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