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1. A tee with a bit of a cheesy pun, but really, it's just honest about where your priorities lie.
2. A pillowcase that won't judge you for not being a real person, or for your punny sense of humor.
3. A mug to give you some "encouragemint" for the day ahead.
4. A tote bag so damn hilarious, I have nothing to say but buy it for yourself, or gift it to an avocado-lover, your choice.
5. A top you need if you love either Game of Thrones, or eating ice cream, or eating ice cream while watching Game of Thrones.
6. An iPhone case for those who can relate to being sloth-like before they have their coffee.
7. And if you're a Samsung user, how about this millennial AF phone case?
8. A bib made for all the future pun masters out there.
9. A bowl with a classic pun—the only way you'll ever want to eat breakfast.
10. A shirt perfectly displaying the only "gym" you even want to think about.
11. A guitar pick. It's super heartfelt and a great gift for any music lover.
12. A laptop case perfect for all book worms who want to ensure anyone who sees this, knows they'll be too busy reading on Saturday and Sunday.
13. A T-shirt as high in quality as the pun printed on it.
14. An iPad case any health nut will love. Oh wait, any pun nut will love it, too.
15. A sticker basically created for the breed of people that are equally passionate about fonts as they are about puns.
16. A birthday print you can customize into a card or a poster to give to your friend who just gets puns the way you do.
17. A sweet little pin to gift to your most favorite stud muffin.
18. A paperweight that's SFW, but really fucking funny.
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