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1.A bagel guillotine for slicing your bagel with the push of a handle and getting perf halves every.single.time.
2.A six-cavity silicone mold pan to use when you wanna make homemade bagels from the comfort of your own kitchen. Plus, it can be used to make donuts, too!
3.A three-tier cooling rack that'll hold onto your yummy, freshly baked bagels while they chill out. Let them take a breather before you devour them, ok?!
4.A bread keeper for preserving the freshness of the best food in your kitchen... THE BAGELS, OF COURSE!!!
5.A six-pack of plain bagels to order online because making your own bagels requires effort, as does getting in the car and driving to your nearest bagel/grocery store.
6.A five-pack of gluten-free bagels that'll satisfy those who love bagels with all their heart and soul when gluten does not love them back.
8.A pack of Philadelphia original cream cheese to get when you're in need of a classic bagel schmear. You could get fancy schmancy cream cheese somewhere, or just do the sensible thing and buy this good stuff.
9.A container of whipped butter that'll easy spread on your bagels, just in case you prefer butter over cream cheese.