10 Bachelorette Party Trends That Are Worse Than Phallic Accessories

Brides are making the bachelorette party far too complicated. What happened to pizza, booze, and a male stripper? We blame Instagram for requiring our lives to be planned and glammed. We'd rather say ditch than hitch to these trends.

1. Personalized snapchat filters.

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Cough up some cash and you can design your own filter. Talk about high maintenance.

2. Witty hashtags.

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Think— #turntbeforetanner, #hastalavistahough, or #thelaststew. Aren’t I supposed to be too drunk to even type?

3. Matching outfits.

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Getting shirts printed for all your friends isn’t cheap. And when are they ever going to wear that ugly tank again?

4. The sash.

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An oldie, but not a goodie. That sash looks tacky and you know it.

5. Flower crowns.

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Are you all flower girls? Are we at Coachella? The answer is “no,” so let’s ditch the itchy head accessory.

6. Taking a class.

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Yes, I’d love to hang upside down during an aerial class after drinking a bottle of champagne. Oh, better yet, I’d love to look like a complete idiot sliding down a pole. Worst idea, ever.

7. The co-ed party.

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Your bachelorette party is supposed to be a girl’s night out. Don’t let your future hubby-to-be and his boys spoil your fun. Let’s be honest, you’ll end up paying more attention to him than you do your girlfriends.

8. The little black dress.

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This trend is so overdone—the bride in white and her gal pals in little black dresses. Come on ladies, we can be a little more original than that.

9. The boa, the crown, and the veil.

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I can handle the veil if it looks legit, but if you picked all three of these up at Party City, I can’t permit you to leave the house. Sorry.

10. Lame scavenger hunts.

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If we’re going to run around town as a pack of drunken psychos, it better be wild. Make the scavenger hunt risky and pee your pants funny. I want to see someone flash a bartender and ask a stranger for a condom.