I'm Sorry, But These 59 American First Names Will Never, Ever Be Popular In The UK

    There just ISN'T a British Chad out there, I'm sorry.

    Working for an American company as I do, and watching a ton of American TV and movies, as I also do, I've encountered quite a few ~interesting~ first names over the years that I just don't think we'd ever get over here in the UK.

    Allow me to regale you with a random selection of names that screammmmm to me, AMERICAN, in a way that they could never, ever belong to Brit...

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    Do you agree with me? What are some British names you would NEVER hear in The States? Let me know in the comments below!