27 Gifts For Crossfit-Obsessed People In Your Life

A roll of these dice generates a random workout! Put CrossFit's claim that it prepares athletes "not only for the unknown but for the unknowable" to the test.

Triple unders: Vid or it didn't happen.

What are you going to do, sip Bulletproof coffee not out of a kettlebell?

Injury prevention for the hardest working CrossFitter.

And by the way, the snatch is a kind of barbell lift...why, what were you thinking?

The perfect way to congratulate someone for getting double unders (i.e. skipping the jump rope twice in a single jump), or maybe help them summon good double under mojo.

Is your Christmas tree paleo?

Guides, meal plans, and recipes, hold the refined sugar, legumes, grains, and inflammation.

The post-workout soreness your CrossFitter has mentioned a few (dozen) times? This will help (with the soreness, not the mentioning).

Just add grass-fed butter for a frothy morning brew that promises to enhance cognitive function and boost metabolism.

With compartments for protein powder, nuts, dried fruit, and other small snacks.

Helps WOD partners stay warm between partner WODs.

Pull-up practice may win the battle (against the palms), but not the war.

Seriously. Furpees can buck all the way off.

He's watching your form.

Does it get more hellish than a workout than consists of a total of 45 95-pound barbell thrusters and 45 pull-ups, all performed as quickly as possible? Probably not. That workout's name? Fran.

Keep your enemies close.

For the lover of lifting who wants to keep a bumper plate on them at all times.

Finally a clever CrossFit t-shirt that shows all those other clever CrossFit t-shirt who's boss by taking the whole thing meta.

Kids are blank whiteboards--er, slates--so get 'em started young!

Quadruple Nut Power, Pumpkin Spice Power, and Pure Almond Power. Enough said.

Choose from regular- or "warrior"-size portions.

GentleCrossFitter's Quarterly, kind of.

Let no rep go un-jotted.

Recovery never felt so Calgon.

All the jerky.