Tell Us Your Hilarious Sex Talk Horror Stories

Tell your hilarious and horrific stories.

1. Do you have a great story about how your parents (or grandparents, guardians, etc.) explained sex to you?

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2. If so, we want to hear all about it.

3. Maybe they had props to show how things ~worked~.

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“Son, grab a banana and meet me in the den.”

4. Or they talked only in really obvious metaphors.

Parent: “When two people love each other, they give each other a special hug.”

You: *pulls muscle rolling eyes*

5. Maybe it was really technical and business-like, which, in retrospect, is hilarious.

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*blushes*

6. Maybe they averted their eyes and lowered their voice to a whisper-mumble any time they had to say words like “penis” or “vagina.”

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Or maybe you couldn’t hold in a giggle every time they said “intercourse.”

7. Tell us: What’s your funny and/or terrible story about how sex was explained to you?

Whether it was hilariously awkward or super scientific or something in between, we want to hear all about it. Tell us who explained it, how old you were, what questions you asked, and any other details that set the scene!

The more details you share, the more likely it is we’ll feature you in a future post. And if you’d like to nominate a friend or loved one, we want to hear that, too!

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