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Right-Wing: "If you don't like India, go to Pakistan." Kashmiris: "Ok...going." R-W: "Oye...not you!"
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"Demonetisation, the biggest scam of 2016," says P Chidambaram contemptuously, having seen much bigger scams in 2013, 2012, 2011...
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Lovely quote placement.
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Let me clarify to avoid anymore panic: Old 500/1000 notes: Illegal but tender Paneer: Legal but not tender Beef steak: Tender but not legal
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Prove you're dalit, prove you're a patriot, prove that's not beef in the fridge. Only our leaders our exempt from proving they're competent
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An unbiased journalist is one who has the same political ideology as yours.
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There's a reason why Corruption is never a major Election issue in India, coz Indians khud hi chor hai
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This is how the world ends https://t.co/8Ft2gpk60s
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[Parrikar resigns] Modi: Aaj se tu Def Min Jaitley: Ok [Rajnath resigns] M: Home Min bhi J: Hmm [Driver resigns] M: Tu gaadi chalata hai na?
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Sirf sarkaaro ko text book mein history fictionalize karne ka haq Hai, filmmakers ko nahi plz samjha Karo
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He was born on 25th December. He was a wine-loving bachelor. He paid for the sins of his followers & friends. Vajpayee is Jesus.
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Talking about Innovative strategies to tackle opposition.
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Debate in India: 'You can't do X.' 'Why?' 'Because the army fights on the borders to protect you.'
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Step aside @JustinTrudeau, you've gotta up your game. India: 1 Canada: 0
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This is why Tamil Nadu is the most Kvltmaxxx. via @sumank on FB.
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Narendra Modi's last used WhatsApp emoticons.
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1. How Rahul Gandhi sees Rahul Gandhi 2. How Congress sees Rahul Gandhi 3. How world sees Rahul Gandhi
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"Hi BJP aap kisse jyada pyar karte hain, Gandhi se ya..." "God se."
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Yoga is Hindu. Biriyani is Muslim. Wine is Christian. Hypocrisy is left wing. Bigotry is right wing And we are all label-crazy idiots