5 Things That Would Change If I Woke Up As A Cooked Spaghetti Noodle
I was fork deep in a bowl of spaghetti when I looked at a rogue noodle on the table and wondered: if I were a noodle, how would I walk around? Would I hop on my noodle body-leg or would I squish around like an inch worm? If a noodle sits down does it bend in half or coil like a snake?? These are the questions keeping me up at night. I only have some of the answers, but I hope that each day I will come a little closer to the truth. Here are some things that would change in my life if I woke up one day as a cooked spaghetti noodle.