How can you look at that memorial and not see this?
Why waste money on therapy when happiness could be only 100 anal constrictions a day? (via awfullibrarybooks)
The 4th of July can get hot and sticky so enjoy a refreshing golden shower! (via reddit)
Wow, there really is an app for everything!
Sluts need a nutritious lunch just like the rest of us (via funtimeshad)
If she know's one thing, it's how to appeal to her audience. A cross for a biker rally and the Star of David when she's in New York.
At long last, the next evolution in baby products - thong diapers! (via howtobeadad)
You don't eat your meals in a pit of self loathing?
Bathroom walls will always be the preferred public forum.
Omg You Guys. I Want This As A T Shirt!
Amazing what you find in thrift stores these days! (Via The BurnRed Blog.)
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