4. Thinking Fight Club is the best movie ever made.
Doesn’t anyone even remember the first rule of Fight Club?
7. Dreaming of one day owning a giant leather sofa.
Isn’t that leather sofa fart sound a deal-breaker?
8. Tribal tattoos.
‘Cause really, what is your tribe?
10. Covering your body in cheap-ass cologne.
If you wore it in middle school, it’s over. Put the spray can down.
11. Wearing jerseys to non-sports events.
It’s not an acceptable shirt. Period.