2.
And you can spend your money however you want.
3.
You never have to register for stupid classes again.
4.
You can basically do whatever you want.
5.
You have a piece of paper worth around $100,000.
6.
You can take a year off to "find yourself." READ: Play video games and fart.
7.
No more homework. Ever.
9.
You never have to set foot in a library again.
10.
Finals are a thing of the past.
11.
You never have to watch your friends' terrible improv comedy shows again.
12.
No more all-nighters. Unless you want to.
