"Good afternoon. Thank you all for joining me."
"As you may know, I have already chosen a Christmas tree."
"The First Lady herself inspected it very closely."
"I have also commissioned a gingerbread White House."
"All the key features of the First Family's experience will be tastefully replicated."
"Certain other holiday decorations have also been set up throughout the house."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some important meetings to attend to."
"VERY important meetings."
