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11 Pictures Explaining Why "Texting With Ron" Is Absolutely Hilarious

When it comes to humor on the internet, you have high-tier jokes, mildly funny jokes, and then the bottom of the barrel jokes. Our friend from New Jersey, Ron, takes things to a whole new level in an attempt to get his jokes below the barrel, finely entrenched into the Earth's crust. Via SMS. Exclusively. Check his latest exploits here.

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He's a knowledgeable gamer, but not one to ask advice from.

At least John Romero made somebody his bitch.
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

At least John Romero made somebody his bitch.

Huge wrestling fan, even huger pain in the ass than most smarks.

Ron has a gold medal in failure.
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

Ron has a gold medal in failure.

If a joke is simply THAT good, he will gleefully risk losing his limbs in the process.

He'll really do it, too.

He'll really do it, too.

He can be a little anxious, regardless of the time of day. Or night.

RIP, Mitch. <3
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

RIP, Mitch. <3

Sometimes, you need to find him a chaperone just so he can meet a new person without driving them insane.

Perfect time to become Sho Nuff.

Perfect time to become Sho Nuff.

Don't even get him started with puns. It is a point of no return.

I&#x27;m sorry, Roger.
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

I'm sorry, Roger.

He uses obscure references as if he was in an episode of Archer.

&#x27;Eyyy Ralphie boy.
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

'Eyyy Ralphie boy.

Celebrities? Easy targets.

Even Ice T himself disapproves: https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/736615112870637568
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

Even Ice T himself disapproves: https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/736615112870637568

And his knowledge of American politics is quite extensive.

He's a metal fan, too! Like, the actual device.

He always leaves his friends Paranoid to text him.
Ron Morris / Via Facebook: TextsWithRon

He always leaves his friends Paranoid to text him.

But at the end of the day, he can always heal the wounds caused by serious debates over sensitive subjects.

Ron Morris
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