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10 Things You Need To Know To Sound Like A Real Soccer Fan

Fake it till you make it. Soccer is the world's favorite sport. Here's what you need to know to stay in the loop. ROGAINE® Brand, official hair care sponsor of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, is bringing you all things soccer and World Cup related.

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7. A good rule of thumb during a free kick: loudly predict where you think the player is trying to aim the ball.


If you can't guess where the shot is headed based on body language, just confidently say "upper 90."

8. A "meg" is when you slide the ball through an opponent's legs and collect it on the other side.


It's the most devastatingly embarrassing thing that can happen to a defender. Always react either in awe or extreme shame (depending on who you were rooting for).

9. There is this magic spray that has the power to make any injured player good as new.

When a trainer runs out onto the field and sprays an injured player with a mysterious aerosol can, don't be alarmed. It’s just a skin coolant to provide temporary relief, and it works like a charm.

10. And always vocalize your opinion that street soccer produces way better players than organized soccer does.


And then tie this into a theory of why soccer isn't as big in the United States as it is everywhere else.