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The Group of Death was dangerous for everyone involved, which helped us to slip through to the next round.
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We started with a win, giving us a leg up on the competition from the very beginning.
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And while we're talking about Portugal... they really had a rough tournament. Which was exactly what we wanted.
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Ironically enough, it's thanks to Portugal beating Ghana that we managed to advance, even though we lost to Germany.
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Scenarios and conspiracies aside, American soccer is actually getting pretty good.
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Our team has a diverse mix of talent.
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And our goalkeeper, well, let's just say we owe so much to him.
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And while we aren't the most skilled or consistent, we know how to fight. Hard.
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America's fans are finally on par with the rest of the world.
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We are EXTREMELY lucky. But who cares?! WE ADVANCED!