10 Urban Dictionary Definitions To Prove You Are Dirty Minded

This list is not for the faint of heart,

10. lego

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Small and colorful plastic bricks that can connect to each other to build structures of all sizes. Often used by children, but some adults can take them up as a hobby.

Legos have an unintentional use though. They work as landmines to those who are barefoot.

Guy 1: Ouch! D*mn it!!!!!

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: F**king Timmy's Legos are all over the floor.

9. pineapple

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A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:

Urban Dictionary: what the f**k are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid f**k?

Shawn: I am sad

Gary: As am I

8. christmas

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60 yr olds+ : "oh no. the family is coming over for lunch. i have to put up with their whingging and mess."

50 yr olds + :"christmas is so stressful - where am i going to come up with all the money for presents?!"

40 yr olds + (mid-life-crisis-era)+ :"christmas means big meals. it also means the time of year one adds more inches to thier middle"

30 yr olds + (starting-family-era)+ :" christmas is seeing the look of joy on my child face, christmas morning. its better to give than recieve"

from 20 yr old (lonely-depressive-bacholor-era)"christmas is all about santa who was invented by the coke-a-cola company to make millions of the stupid. christmas is a gimmick. its the one day a year i have to go to church"

teenagers (i-know-everything-era): "christmas is meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, its a catholic tradition shared all over the world, even though jesus' birthday isnt acctually on the 25th..."

young children every where: "i love christmas cos santa comes and gives me what ever i want, but its yucky waiting to open the presents. its ok coz i peek every year at them."

it was as if all her christmas's had come at once

7. hug

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A hug can be between friends, relatives, man and woman, and human and animal, as well as animal to animal. A hug is an expression of warmth and friendliness with arms outstretched around the other. Hugs are used as an expression of love, kindness, sympathy, friendliness, greetings and used sometimes to say goodbye. Hugs, or cuddles provide a sense of intimacy. If there is chemistry between two people when hugging, then a tingling sensation can occur.

She says:- "your hugs are amazing!"

He says, "Why, it's just a hug? Lol"

She says, "'Cause they make me tingle!"

He says, "Where do they make you tingle, lol"

She says, "All over!"

He says, "Lol."

The hugs made her tingle because she had chemistry for the guy, something that doesn't come along very often!

6. cat

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The definitive pet.

Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.

Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.

Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.

Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.

5. dog

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human best friend! we must learn how to be sincere from the dog.

i respect the dogs more than humans.

4. cactus

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A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

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If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

3. computer

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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

2. tea

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A drug stereotypically popular in England. Comes from India or China. Sold in brightly coloured boxes advertising its healthy properties. Highly addictive. Massive advertising campaigns on TV and billboards.

Responsible for the Britiah Empire, but superceded by coffee in the American Empire, due to coffee's more intense hit. Universally drunk by English people.

The best way to drink it is in a mug, with milk and two sugars. Some people only have one, but that's just being in denial. Two sugars or none, that's my motto. Or even worse, one and a half. Come on, who are you fooling? Some people get really kinky and drink it BLACK. NO milk, NO sugar, NO hope. No way. Simply Wrong.

I would recommend undertaking tea addiction. Luckily it is available at every corner store, at very reasonable prices. You may have seen adverts on TV, e.g. "Yorkshire Tea.. the way tea USED to be." Yeah, back in the days before the evil American Empire. When it was the British Empire instead.Tea is one of the best things ever, I love it. I'm drinking it now.

"Put the kettle on!"

"How many sugars?"

"How do you take it?" (smirk)

"Don't drink that stuff, it's addictive." - actually, nobody ever says that.

1. water

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What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.