1. When Carrie speaks, you listen:

2. This might not be his last journey to a galaxy far, far away:

3. And it may not be a dad joke-free movie:

4. He's not afraid to change things (like the shape of Kylo's scar), or to bring the truth when fans question such changes:

5. Certain characters are harder to write for than others:

6. Unlike the Emperor, he's capable of making Luke back down:

7. He's happy to let people play to their strengths:

8. He's got an opinion on the prequels:

9. It might be best to stay away from the trailers:

10. Also, he's indecisive:

11. Fans of the iconic Star Wars wipes may be disappointed:

12. He likes to troll the shit out of everyone:

13. He really, REALLY likes to troll:
#ManyPeopleAreSaying
14. Which he's allowed to do, because this film is allllll him:

15. Which movies he was watching when making TLJ:

16. Who Snoke actually is:
Everytime I'm at the lucasfilm offices I rearrange their display models so this happens
17. He reallllllly likes Porgs:
PORG!!!!!! (I am abnormally excited about this)
18. He's happy to give away certain major plot points:

19. And finally, like the rest of us, he's more than a little excited:
Seriously fellow SW fans, thanks for being so patient. Hope you like what you see, I’m so proud of this movie and I can’t wait for December.