Sports·Posted on 18 May 201736 Football Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every TimeBeautiful tweets about the beautiful game.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. CallumOgston @CallumOgston When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off 07:18 PM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jamie @VerrattiEN KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE 04:38 PM - 10 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1 Who wore it best? LIKE for M.I.A RT for Andy Goram 10:36 AM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dave Haustead (P) @seagull60 Childish snigger 04:39 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Billy Herrera @BilboRocky After you stay the night with Arsene Wenger 08:48 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel Heroic Aleksandar Mitrovic rescues helium filled Rafa Benitez from floating across Tyneside. 10:08 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Doody @doody9974 When your centre back tries to be fancy in the box 05:21 PM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Andrew Paterson @AndrewPaterson_ Very happy to announce that i've renewed my contract with asda and will continue working weekends for the near future 09:42 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bradley King @BradleyKing Big fan of Arcade Fire's tour dates reading like the diminishing career of a Football Manager wonderkid. 07:50 AM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius tfw you're waiting for fulltime so you can dehydrate fruit at Chandler's apartment 10:29 AM - 11 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Paul Sinha @paulsinha Congratulations West Ham the only club named after two things that ISIS hate. 01:41 PM - 25 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn Worst French actor's name ever 09:46 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lifelong Ajax fan @gillesoffthenet When you're in the chippy deciding what to have. 06:14 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rhys James @rhysjamesy This is the last frame of the X Factor pre-song video for a group called something like 'Story Told' who go out in… https://t.co/aRp9L6SF7F 10:04 AM - 10 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Andrew Stacey @Andrew_Stace Why have the Gerrard's given birth to Harry Redknapp? 07:32 PM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. James Dart @James_Dart Where the hell did the guy land from? 06:39 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Saul Anderson @SaulAnderson1 Scottish football mate, Niall McGinn smashing a Yazoo after coming off. Wouldn't get that south of the border 09:36 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 Mate sent me this fancy dress costume he wore last night. It's pretty special. 10:38 AM - 09 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Premier League @EPLBible When your mum's younger new boyfriend turns up to the party at the same time as your dad. 😂 06:03 PM - 05 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Glenn Kitson @Glenn_Kitson when your mum puts Pirlo on a hot wash 03:51 PM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Michael @michaeltreasure "We are good footballers, Jack" 06:23 AM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. joe 🌹 @Fandanjoe I supported Newcastle with Alan Pardew as manager so you not voting Labour because you don't like the leader is a shocking excuse IMO 06:40 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Greg Evans @gregzeene You really have to admire Ben Foster's choice for his biggest disappointment in life 10:16 PM - 12 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius It was nice of MOTD to invite that sad old Sunderland fan on but he's fucking huge 07:57 AM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Alistair Smout @asmo17 This guy really has a quote for *every* occasion 02:29 PM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Carl Jones @CarlDJones Great run from the overhead camera who narrowly fails to make a connection. Still goalless, Jeff. #ATMLEI 07:07 PM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. James Maw @JamesMawFFT Jesus, there, with a few bottles of wine. 12:40 PM - 20 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Jack Lang @jacklang Everton welcome their special guests by printing club shirts with their IQs on 02:42 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Dr Bear @DeeeDoc A good end to the season for Public Footpath 04:07 PM - 15 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. keewa @keewa I don't know what you're talking about guys, I think the Ronaldo statue looks pretty good 12:26 PM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Mac @Tweetgood_Mac Daley Blind looks like he's about to drop the biggest selling Mother's Day album of the year 09:36 AM - 30 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. jimbobbles❄️ @jimbobbles What a match to bring your bag of lettuces to 05:26 PM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 Stearman and Weimann scoring for Wolves, whose names sound like a Geordie lady begging her husband not to leave. 01:23 PM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. KingMusa @OfficialSkinny1 Why does this cat look like he just hit the cleanest freekick of the season 😂 09:40 PM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Amelia Florence @ameliafsimmons Harry Potter and the 02:45 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Paulio @stronzoimo Theresa May looking like she's just been booked for diving 03:28 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite