Note: In order to prevent this list from being 50% meat, I have only included the poultry options. Sorry, ham lovers.
19. Yorkshire puddings
18. Brussels sprouts
17. Mashed potatoes
16. Cauliflower
15. Cranberry sauce
14. Broccoli
13. Turkey
12. Carrots
11. Nut roast
10. Chicken
9. Gravy
8. Cabbage
7. Peas
6. Bread sauce
5. Parsnips
4. Pigs in blankets
3. Goose
2. Roast potatoes
1. Stuffing
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