1. "Why does / doesn't the code work?"
2. “Why aren’t the printers working?”
3. "Why does it say #00B6BC when I want it to be turquoise blue?"
4. “Can you hack into the government?”
Totally, no.
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Totally, no.
No, and mostly because y'all just need some counseling.
This is like saying, “Hey, you’re a writer... Can you teach my cat how to cook Asian fusion?"
"It means I don't care about fashion but I do like confusing people."
Right after code review? Why do DBAs insist on playing god?!
And if you're implying pirating the software, well, that's just insulting. #notalldevelopers
It's uploading. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You know, there are some really terrific people employed at the service desk — you'd really like them.
Dear freelance artists and designers: Developers feel your pain.
This never ends well.