Do you tweet "Currently accepting applications to be my Valentine," as a joke to hide your true insecurities. Are you tired of eating an entire bucket of KFC's fried chicken alone in your cold, dark basement? Do you have voices in your head that tell you that you are going to die alone? Well if so, this list will help you put down the gun and pick up the phone to make reservations at Chilli's. Because you my friend, have a date this year.